"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." -Dave Barry
"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." -Quentin Crisp"In the beginning, there was nothing. So God said "Let there be light." And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see a whole lot better." -Ellen Degeneres."
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. " -Robert Benchley
"That man was playing Galaga... thought we wouldn't notice... but we did."
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"You can't have your milk and shake it too." -THF"He's got a drumstick in one hand, a beer in the other, and he's getting his ass whooped at footsies." -My uncle"I love you.
"So you know how people who want to give away kittens put them in a box with a sign that says "free kittens"? Well I think we need to get a giant box and write "free homecoming dates" and then we can put it at the end of the street and sit in it." -THF"How's Life?"
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